*Interlude*

Hello, and welcome to the instructional audio series of, "Rock Vocal Power." With this easy to use step by step audio program, you too will be be able to sing like the pros. Here, you'll learn all of the current, trendy, vocal techniques used by virtually all of todays chartbusters. I'm sure you're thinking, "How can I learn to sing like one of today's rock singers, when I can't sing at all?"
Well, it's not so hard with, "Rock Vocal Power." For just 6 easy installments of just $69.95 you'll get one instructional method. (Available in CD, cassette, 8 track, minidisc, lazerdisc, betamax , vinyl, or in braille.) And this method breaks down the techniques of today's hot vocalists, so you can learn at your own pace.
Just listen to these testimonials by satified customers:

"I started as a bar singer playing Pearl Jam covers. I wasn't quite able to capture the essence in the singer's voice, you know. 'Till I bought, "Rock Vocal Power." Now I've sold almost 50 million jillion records worldwide in my own original music band, praise the Lord!"

You too can learn from this amazing series how to unlock the vocal treasure chest that awaits inside you.

*Knock on door* Who's there?
Why it's Gold and Platinum and it too can be yours

But that's not all. For no extra charge we'll throw in a few extra methods.
Like the 'Pickle In Mouth' technique.
'The Cookie Monster.'
And the ever popular: 'Hey Look At Me, I Can't Sing So Run Me Through The Computer.' "I can't sing so good..."

Just think, with, "Rock Vocal Power," you'll never have to sound like this guy again.